{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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Cythara striata is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Mangeliidae.
"}{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
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